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Can you relate to this at all? I wake up every
morning and wonder where the time is going. Do
you ever do that? Have you noticed that, the
older you get, the faster time seems to fly?
Well, just think how fast it goes by for a cat or
a dog, when one of our years equals six or seven
to them. They are your special friends. No matter
if the whole world seems to hate you, your
beloved pet will stand by you, provinding an
affection sometimes unmatched by the people
closest to us. They will lay on your lap, lick
your face, love to play, night or day and all
they ask in return is your loving care. Those
times will always be precious to you, but as I
said, your best friends life span is short... There's
Nothing Like Being A Pet Owner. You'll Do
Anything For Your Pet. And When Your Pet
Looks At You Lovingly With Those Big Black Eyes,
Well It's Like No Other Feeling In The World...
Imagine this: I have this great photograph
I took of my kitten, I call it my "Puss 'n
Boots" photograph because as I was watching
my kitten play one day, all of a sudden he,
jumped in on of my boots sitting by the door. I
saw this great opportunity, graped the camera and
fired off a shot. That little kitten's lived to a
ripe old age, but now, some 40 years later, that
one special photograph is all I have to remember
the great times we had together.
What
would a photograph like that of your special
friend mean to you in 30 or 40 years from now?
There's still time, but every day, your pet ages
a little more and time has a way of getting away
from us.
Who would have
thought that such a pleasing picture
could have been created of my
goldfish...Well, you did
it Jim and I just love it!
-Michelle Wade
Fort Collins, CO
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These
Kinds Of Portraits I Take Are Not
Accidents. They Are Not Snapshots. And Yet
They're Not Unnatural In Any Way.
You know your pet better than anyone else in the
world. You know his or her "real"
character. But, you know what? Other people
can tell the difference too. We all can.
You've seen photographs where you could tell the
photographer just posed the pet and the pictures
all looked so unnatural, or worse yet, didn't
even like animals and fired off a few shots in
rapid succession, just to get out of there.
Your pet is able to sense whether someone likes
them or not, and they can't be fooled. A really
good pet portrait can only be made by someone who
honestly loves animals as much as I do. I grew up
on a farm where even the cows were were treated
like pets and given names.
Imagine
How Wonderful Your Pet's Portrait Will Be When
The Photographer Knows How to Be Your Pet's Good
FRIEND.
Pets are very smart. They don't just blindly
trust anyone. And they NEVER behaive
normally around someone they don't know and
trust. That's why kitten looked so adorable
in the "Puss 'n Boots" photograph. It
was so natural. He knew me, and therefore he was
able to totally be himself. Ever since I took
that picture of my kitten, I've worked very hard
to be able to capture those same priceless
manerisms in other people's pets. In addition to
my 32 years as a professional children's
photographer, I also have 32 years of experience
as a child psychologist in a way, and pets are
allot like children in many ways.
That's
What Makes All The Difference! The Perfect
Portrait of Your Pet Is Priceless - And It's ONLY
Possible If The Photographer Understands How To
Work With Your Furry Friend, To Capture It's
Image In The Most Natural Way.
So many photographers actually FEAR
animals. Well, we can understand that,
right? Animals can be pretty scary
sometimes. Working with other people's pets
can be very intimidating for someone who doesn't
like animals.
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Mr Ed, the talking horse, has nothing
on this philly. The look in her eyes and
the expressive face, speak volumes. |
But
You Want The Best Images Possible To Provide You
With Priceless Memories Of This Moment In Time In
Your Pet's Life. Your Pet Will Not Be With
You Forever - You Deserve The Perfect Portrait To
Capture This Moment In Time Forever.
When you find the right photographer, a
photographer who doesn't merely understand
photography, but also understands how to capture
your pet's best expressions, you have found a new
friend you will value for the rest of you
life. This photographer is going to do
something for you that no one else in the world
can ever do ---- This photographer will STOP
TIME, and capture a cherished memory that you
will be able to relive every day of your life.
Nothing means more to me than family memories. No
one (other than maybe the rest of your family)
understands what your pet means to you more than
I do. That's one of the reasons I became a
professional photographer - I want to help other
pet owners hold on to their cherished memories
forever, and never regret not having a special
photograph of their special "best
friend" created.
Question:
"Just Suppose Someone Were To Create The
Perfect Portrait of Your Pet - One Where Your Pet
Looked Better Than Ever, Happier Than Ever - A
Portrait That Meant The World To You - What Would
That Be Worth?"
No price tag can be put on your special memories.
They are and always will be priceless. So,
why would you ever want to gamble with those
memories? It's just a question of whether
you believe a portrait of your pet could really
mean that much to you.
If you were sick, and had to go to a doctor,
would you want the "cheapest" doctor,
or the best one? Well, there's really no
question. It's the same thing with your
special memories. You can certainly find a
cheaper photographer in town. But there are
other things to consider than just price...
The
Photographer You Choose Should Care About YOUR
PET AND YOUR MEMORIES, Not Just About
"Making A Buck" Off You.
I pride myself on becoming a special friend of
every pet I photograph. Believe me,
there are better (and easier) ways to make a fast
buck. I actually went to college to become a
electronics engineering technician. I could
be making a WHOLE lot of money if I'd stayed in
that line of work.
But I CHOSE to become a professional pet
photographer. Why did I make that career
choice? Because I finally realized that all the
money in the world meant nothing to me if I
didn't feel like I was making a difference.
I
Realized That The Memories A Pet Provides To It's
Owner Were Priceless - That There Was No More
Noble Or Wonderful Profession Than To Become A
"Memory Giver."
Time is the one thing that none of us have enough
of. It's the one thing that money can't
buy. It's the one thing that we all would give
just about anything for. Through photography, we
can hold on to the moments in our lives that we
wish could last forever. And, if it's done
correctly, these same photographs can become
works of art that we display in our homes for
everyone to see and share.
 
Don't
Make The Decision As To Who Will Photograph Your
Pet Until You Chat With Me. There Are Things
You'll Want To Ask The Photographers...
There's no cost, and no obligation to just chat
with me, and it will make the whole difference as
to how great your portraits will look. My phone
number is:
(319) 232-0649.
Don't worry. I'm not going to try to "sell
you" on working with me. I'm already very
busy, and I don't need to pressure anyone to work
with me as a photographer. I'll just talk
to you about your portraits, and help you
discover what your photographs could be
like.
If you decide to have me create your portraits -
great. If not, no problem.
A
Pet Owner's Life is Forever Enriched By the
Lasting Memories Of Their Pet's Portraits
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But There Are Things Most Pet Owners Didn't Know
When They Started Looking For A Photographer...
If you're like most pet owners, when you first
thought of having a portrait created of your
"best" friend, you probably pictured in
your mind a tiny studio, with a painted
background, some bright lights, with your pet
running nervously around the unfamiliar
surroundings, not knowing what's going on. Maybe
you even thought of a family member or friend of
yours who fancies himself or herself as a
"bit of a photography buff." Maybe you
thought of having this person do a quick
photograph of your pet, and you'd call that good
enough. You're not alone. Many pet owners
think this way at first....
...but then, just like many other pet owners,
something made you decide to check out my
website. You may have seen some of my work and I
said to yourself "that's what I
want." Maybe you realized that this
portrait of your pet is so important, you're not
going to trust it to just anyone. Believe me,
you've made the right choice.
I was thrilled when Jim agreed to
photograph me
with my horse for my senior portrait. I
think he
captured the essence of our relationship.
-Valerie Haefner
Rural Wateroo, IA
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The
5 VITAL Things To Look For In Your Pet's
Photographer - The Secrets 99% Of All People In
The World Don't Know:
By reading this far, you must at least be
considering having a portrait of your pet
created. Well, that's great - you will probably
never make a decision that will bring you more
lasting joy. However, there are some things you
NEED to know before your animal steps in front of
any camera. By the time you finish reading this
webpage, you will know everything you need to
know about how to have the perfect portrait of
your pet created - the one you will cherish
forever!
There are 6 VITAL things you must look for in a
photographer! If your photographer is
missing any one of these things, your pet's
photographs will be much less than they should
be. Demand that your photographer does each and
every one of these things!
You may feel like having a pet's portrait done is
going to be a lot of work on your part.
Well, it isn't! As long as you know the
information on this website, it won't be any work
at all on your part.
....So, let's jump right in!
#1
Thing Your Photographer MUST DO:
Demand That Your Photographer GUARANTEE You Will
Love Your Pet's Portraits.
Most photographers WILL NOT DO THIS! Just suppose
you had a portrait created, and your pet didn't
look natural in it. The photograph was
"ok," but it didn't turn out
spectacular. Should you have to pay for
it? ABSOLUTELY NOT! I believe
strongly that no one should ever have to pay for
a photograph that isn't PERFECT. That's why I am
the only photographer in NE Iowa to offer the
following guarantee:

CHECK
THIS OUT -
A Guarantee Unlike Any You've Ever Heard:
If
Your Pet Doesn't Look The Best, He or She Has
Ever Looked In These Photographs - You Don't Pay
Me For Them.
That's my guarantee and personal promise to you.
As far as I know, there's no other photographer
around NE Iowa that will make you this super of a
guarantee. These photographs will be
completely meaningless to you unless they convey
the real chariter and personality of your
pet. That's the only real reason to have a
pet's portrait created.
So, if FOR ANY REASON you feel that the
photographs I create for you are anything less
than perfect - if you don't actually love them
when I show them to you, you don't pay me for
them. It's that simple.
Obviously, I'm totally confident that the
portraits I create for you will be well beyond
anything you imagine. I believe completely that
these photographs will become one of your most
prized possessions. This is not arrogance. I
can't stand arrogance. No, this is a complete
belief in my abilities to capture natural, real
personality of your pet unlike anyone else.
That's what I've devoted my life to, and that's
why I can't wait to photograph your pet for you.
So,
To Restate, Here's My Fantastic DOUBLE GUARANTEE:
If
you are not THRILLED with your photographs - if
you are dissatisfied for ANY reason at all, I
will do two things for you:
1st
- At NO CHARGE, I will photograph your pet again,
and make sure that anything that wasn't perfect
is fixed, without you paying another cent.
2nd
- If I am absolutely unable to thrill you - if
I'm unable to create a photograph that you feel
you will cherish forever, I will refund EVERY
PENNY you invested in them. You don't pay
for your photographs unless you love them beyond
expression!
If
I don't end up being your photographer, make
ABSOLUTELY SURE your photographer offers this
strong of a guarantee. If they are professional
and really good at what they do, they should back
up their work by taking all the risk off of you.
#2
Thing Your Photographer MUST DO:
Become Your Pet's Friend - Before the portraits
are taken.
No pet is going to look natural and
vibrant on film if they don't know and trust the
photographer. That is just a plain
FACT. Plus, besides making the photographs
turn out so much better, think of how much more
fun your pet is going to have during the session
if the photographer has become his or her friend
first! There's absolutely NO REASON why
your pet shouldn't enjoy having these portraits
created. In fact, if your pet is NOT having fun,
the photographs will not turn out well at all.
If
I don't end up being your photographer, make
ABSOLUTELY SURE your photographer will be as much
of a friend to your pet as you are.

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I've always wanted a
good portrait taken of me and my best
friend. I'll always be glad I took the
time to have Jim create this memory for
me.
-Jim Crabtree
Humboldt, IA
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#3
Thing Your Photographer MUST DO:
AT NO EXTRA CHARGE, Your Photographer Should
Create The Images in a relaxed setting, not a
crowded or busy environment.
This is such an important point - for so many
reasons! First of all, as I mentioned earlier,
one of the biggest challenges for a photographer
is making your pet feel totally comfortable,
thereby getting the most natural poses on film.
Well, in addition to the photographer warming up
to your pet before the session begins, one of the
best things for your pet is to create the
photographs in a setting that is comfortable and
unthreatening to them.
Where's the place most pets are the most
comfortable? IN OR AROUND THEIR HOME.
I can do the photography in your home or in your
own backyard, weather permitting! How great would
that be? Think of how comfortable and "at
home" this would make your pet feel.
Or, suppose going out to a park somewhere, or to
the beach, or playing a pile of leaves - and
having the photographer take your photographs
there. Not only will your pet have more fun being
photographed this way, but it will also be a much
more personal and unique setting. That way your
portraits would exhibit a personal quality rather
than looking just like the settings of hundreds
of other pet photographs.
If
I don't end up being your photographer, make
ABSOLUTELY SURE your photographer will create
images on location and AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
URGENT:::
MAJOR Myth, Mistake Or Misconception About Your
Pet's Photography:
"There's
No Rush To Have A Portrait Of Your Pet Created
Right Now."
Before we continue with the 5 THINGS YOUR
PHOTOGRAPHER MUST DO, let's talk about this for a
moment. So many people think they have all
the time in the world to have a portrait of their
pet created.
But, you know how things are. If you don't
pick up the phone right now, and at least call me
to chat about your pet's portrait, you will
probably get swamped with other things, and
forget all about it. Then, before you know
it, a year - two years - five years have gone by.
Will your pet even still be around by then?
You see, time is ticking.... and it's never going
to stop.
These are precious times, and although things
will change, this moment never has to slip from
your fingers.
Don't put this off. You know how life is.
We put things off, and before we know it,
everything has changed. If your life is
half as crazy as mine is, year after year you
find yourself frustrated at the things you wanted
to do, and never got done. A portrait of your pet
- as he or she is right now - is something you
deserve.
Plus,
You Will Save 50% By Acting Right Now!
Just suppose you call my studio and chat with
me. Just suppose you decide you would like
me to be your pet's photographer. As long as you
are one of the first 7 people to call me in the
next two days, (for your FREE chat), I will
deduct 50% off the creation of your pet's
portraits - NO MATTER WHEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE THE
PORTRAITS TAKEN WITH ME!
What does that mean? You don't have to actually
have the photograph created immediately - just
call me to chat. If, after that call, you
decide you want me to be your photographer, I'll
photograph your pet for 50% off my regular fee,
but that's only if you are one of the next 7
people to call in the next 48 hours.
WHAT
SHOULD YOU DO RIGHT THIS SECOND? (and why?)
Pick
up the phone, and call my studio. CLICK
HERE
for the number.
Even
if it's after business hours, still call right
now. I've got voice mail just for that purpose,
just waiting to cheerfully take your message, and
I'll personally call you back so we can
chat. Just let me know when is a good time
to call you back. Don't worry, I'm not
going to try to "pressure" you at all
into working with me. Plus, there's no cost
at all for us just to chat.
When you call, we'll chat briefly about the
things you need to know. I'll tell you a bit
about me. I'll answer all your questions
about how to prepare for your pet's portrait -
including things I don't have time to put in this
letter. It won't be a long call, but it will be
one of the most important calls you make.
#4
Thing Your Photographer MUST DO:
The Photographer MUST Allow At Least ONE HOUR To
Photograph Your Pet!!!
This is a biggie. Most photographers are
trying to crank so many sessions through in a
day, they only have a short amount of time to
photograph each subject. Did you know that the
average child photographer spends ONLY 12.5
MINUTES photographing a child?! That's
insane! Good portraits of children take more time
than that, and your pet is like a small child in
many respects.
Fine pet photography is like a great meal in a
fine restaurant: It CAN'T be rushed. The
photographer is like your personal chef,
preparing the meal for you. The photographer is
going to have to "add all the right
spices" into the photograph to make it just
right. This takes a bit of patience, and a
lot of focus. If your photographer knows that in
about 15 minutes the next client is going to show
up, you're not going to get the attention you
deserve.
Now, it may not take the whole hour to photograph
your pet. However, I ALWAYS set aside at
least one hour for every pet session I book. I've
done some sessions that only took less time to
get a number of stunning images, but the point is
- it's vital to leave that much time open.
Don't let your photographer rush through
this. Remember, these are your memories,
and it's up to you to make sure your photographer
realizes his or her responsibility to you and
your beloved pet.
If
I don't end up being your photographer, make
ABSOLUTELY SURE your photographer spends AT LEAST
ONE HOUR creating the perfect images for you -
this cannot be rushed!
#5
Thing Your Photographer MUST DO:
Make Your Pet Feel Totally Comfortable By Using A
Favorite Toy.
I love this part. You see, this is a
two-fold benefit here. It's going to make your
pet so much more comfortable, and at the same
time, it's going to add yet another level of
personalization to the final photographs. As you
know, pets love familiarity. Nothing can
calm them down like that ball they love to chase
around the house.
Imagine the wonderful photographs that will come
from allowing your pet to play with something
that is so special to him or her. Some of
the most emotional and memorable portraits I've
ever created involved a pet playing with a
favorite toy. We've all seen cats almost
seem to "slip into another world" when
they play with certain things, like a ball of
yarn. Those are the moments I live for, and
those are the moments I'm going to capture for
you on film.
If
I don't end up being your photographer, make
ABSOLUTELY SURE your photographer encorporates
your pet's favorite toy into the photographs!
Why
Your Pet's Portrait Will Become More Valuable To
You As Time Passes On:
Do you have a photograph of your pet that means
the world to you? Now, I'm not talking
about a "snapshot" that was taken
during a family fishing trip or the like. I'm
talking about a wonderful portrait, created by an
artistic photographer, that not only captures
your pet's true nature, but also does so in a way
that you'd be proud to display in your home for
the rest of your life.
It's
Not Too Late. This Moment, Right Now, Can Be Held
Onto For The Rest Of Your Life - For You To Share
With Family And Friends.
You don't have to make a big decision right now.
You don't have to choose your photographer - you
don't even have to decide that now is the time
for your pet's portrait. Just take one
small step toward holding onto your pet's
memorialbe moments RIGHT NOW.
Just
Call My Studio, And We'll Chat. And, If
You're One Of The First 7 People To Call Me In
The Next Two Days And You Decide You Want Me To
Create Your Pet's Portrait, You'll Save 50% Off
The Creation Fee. It's All Up To You.
You can call any time. If I don't answer, just
leave your name and number at the beep, and I'll
call you back. If you're thinking of this
photograph as a GIFT FOR SOMEONE, let me know, so
when I call back, I only ask for you, and don't
spoil the surprise!
Once
again, CLICK
HERE
for the direct phone number to my studio.
The
Perfect Portrait Of Your Pet Is Only One Phone
Call Away... But You Must Call Immediately To Get
Your 50% off. Once I've booked the First 7
Sessions For This Month, Every One Else Will Pay
The Regular, Full Price For Their Creation Fee.
Make the call now. It will be a call you
will be glad you made for many years to come. I
look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
W.
James Mortensen
the photo-artist
P.S.
- Remember, call me just to chat, and if you are
one of the first 7 people, to call me in the next
48 hours and if you choose to have me photograph
your pet, you will save 50% off the creation of
the images! You've nothing to lose, and so
many great memories to gain. Call my studio
now - no cost, no obligation - CLICK
HERE.
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